Ingredients

Crust

• 5 cups Ground Bread
• 30 g Shampoo

Filling

• 50 ml Lukewarm Water
• 42 cans (24 oz ea) Beans

Directions

1. Mix the ground bread and shampoo together until you lose hope in humanity
2. Put it in the oven at 350°F until your local fire department sends you a cease and desist letter
3. Just throw out the water and beans because it wasn't going to work out anyways
4. Cry

Recipe Credits

This recipe is courtesy of CNN because everything they produce is garbage.